Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend didn’t leave much to our imagination a few weeks ago when she splashed onto the WAG scene. Now, Nereida Gallardo has gone all out and destroyed our imagination with her torpedo nipples and bodonkadonk showcasing photoshoot. The Sunvery NSFW pictures after the jump: uncovered this topless photospread of the 24 year old Spaniard today. They’ve also included a full story with interesting facts and

• Nereida means “Water-Nymph”, which is remarkably accurate.
• Nerieda “works part-time in a run-down state-owned nursing home, where she earns little more than the minimum wage.” It’s all making sense now.
• Nereida has a “pierced belly-button and tattoo.” But we really don’t need to spell that out now.
• Nerieda “was the beauty queen at a biker event in Majorca last year.” Nice.
• Nereida “drives a Ford Ka, lives with her parents and went to Catholic school.” You know what they say about them Catholic school girls, ey? Ey?! "Paris saw Ronaldo and immediately slithered past the dozens of women trying to get his attention,” the Mirror quoted a clubber, as saying. "Then she climbed over one of his mates and planted herself next to him. She was flirting with him but he wasn''t interested. He was just happy drinking. She looked a bit put out,” the clubber added.